IDIOT TOYS

• Entopic Residency
  So to cut a long story short, I was in a clean but tired coastal B&B for reasons to do with travel and death, and engineered a few minutes alone in the room when everyone else went down for breakfast. The main reason I was fussing needlessly over my rucksack so everyone left me behind […]
• “I know I shouldn’t but I unlocked the bootloader!”
  “Teeheeheeheeheehee!”
• Modern Metaphors #1
  Says something about sedentary lifestyles. Juxtapose with photo of seized bike chain and rotting Wendy house. Leave comment below criticising throughput of ports 11-16.
• Gadgets with FACES #242: Melitta E950-103 Caffeo Solo
  “Atishooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. NOW PLACE CUP UNDER CREAM SPOUT TO REAR.” “Around the world, around the wo-orld, around the world, around the wo-orld. ”
• Gadgets with FACES #241: SML-383 Portable CD-G Karaoke Player
  Featuring the same sort of infinite volume red-faced scream as that made by its users. Open and close disc tray = realistic vomiting action.